If Tessa can't have kids then I told her I want to adopt a black baby. As he/she gets older and says things like I'm short or something like that I'll say something along the lines of it runs in the family and we're just late bloomers. That right there is a dad joke in itself.
Then if he/she says well that doesn't matter because I'm adopted I'll slam my fist on a table/counter and angrily say something like "WHO TOLD YOU!?".
If Tessa can't have kids then I told her I want to adopt a black baby. As he/she gets older and says things like I'm short or something like that I'll say something along the lines of it runs in the family and we're just late bloomers. That right there is a dad joke in itself.
Then if he/she says well that doesn't matter because I'm adopted I'll slam my fist on a table/counter and angrily say something like "WHO TOLD YOU!?".