Mario Brag Thread

I always win in MarioKart!

When you type Marino on your iPhone it just goes to Mario. Give him a break. I did it yesterday so I know how it feels

I found this shit before the Internet. Didn't use Nintendo Power either. Just good old fashioned trial and error.

I hate the red shells in Mario cart

Dan Mario? No thanks, waiting until they drop Dan Wario instead.

🤬 ITS MARINO YOU IGNORANT SACK OF HUGS!

I can jump on turtles just as well as Mario can

I like bowser myself, mario doesn't have the same prowess.

Yoshi for the win!!! Get out the cart buddy before you get hit by one of those shells

But Super Mario Odyssey was easy to complete. Nothing to brag about at all. Yeah sure, that last level was a little annoying without checkpoints if you kept dying, but patience was the key.

I'm more of a Luigi kinda guy

Drinking kinda early today mate?

Oh my fn GoD Marino Pocket Pass Marino

Mario who? Williams? Addison?